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10.06.2025 16:19

No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Then came..
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So they tried
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
No, not a chance